July 21st, 2006
Do not leave dogs in your car sending in the nearest pub. Such mistake was made by a certain inhabitant of Canada. The dog sat-sat, and then from boredom has suddenly started his car! While it moved down on roads from a hill, the casual pedestrian has seen the car with black dog driving it and has called police.
Policemen at once have arrived on a place. There they have found out the lorry standing in the middle road and blocking traffic. The dog was still sitting as a driver of a car. As a result of incident anybody including “driver”, has not suffered. However, while remains not clear as the dog could learn rules of traffic.
And our dogs could suit to themselves the true party. On an integrated poultry farm located in the next small town, there was an accident. There have switched off electricity. The part of production has become unfit for use. Conditions of storage of meat have been disturbed. After that meat could not be started up in realization for people. But it was suitable for feeding dogs. Farmers knew, that we have a plenty of dogs. They sold it under very low price. Therefore workers of factory have called to us and have suggested buying from them this production. We were delighted very much. Not often it is possible to indulge our pets. We have bought a lot of meat. Three hundred kg. We have brought it home. My husband and I began to unload the car. Have brought home first two boxes, have put them on kitchen. We have followed other boxes. While we went to the car and have returned, dogs could close a door of an apartment from within. They have closed it on an internal latch. While we tried to open a door, they divided two boxes of a hen. There where two boxes on twelve kg. It means Twenty four kg of a hen on four dogs. And then they ate them with huge appetite. Loudly champing and crackling bones. And we heard all. And we could make nothing because we have a reliable door. And it was completely not simple to open it. When we have got in an apartment, I have not found out my dogs. Try to imagine the dog in which six kg of meat lays. And now try to imagine such four dogs sitting next with each other …. They sat because to stand they could not any more. Their paws caved in from weight. And eyes were closed. And in their eyes full intoxication was visible only. They fell asleep. They wished to sleep only. But dogs have not fallen asleep because the God punishes those who eat much and me too. The most part of that night we have lead in the street on the dog platform. Thanks you, my dear dogs, for superb night!
The most terrible in this history these: when we left to unload the car, the Barbarian slept in a children’s room. The handle of a door of this room is the round form. And the Barbarian cannot open it. It could not accept participation in this party. It sat under a door and loudly barked. It was in fury when we have let out it from a room. I have given the Barbarian the hen from a new box.
Comments of Kira: well why all the most interesting has happened before my birth!…
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July 18th, 2006
Every year dictates a new fashion in clothes to us. Every spring people (especially the best half of mankind) open doors of cases and understand that they have resolutely nothing to dress.
All of this has already got out of fashion, morally has become outdated. Dog lovers do not have such problems. Thanks for it to our pets. In the beginning of each season dog lovers (especially their best half) opens doors of cases and understands, that they can dress only jeans, summer trousers or bridges. You can put on your shorts not every day. If you cheerfully plaid about your favourite yesterday the problem of a choice «mini» or «maxi» does not exist for you the nearest week. Bruises on your legs have solved all. Kapron stockings are badly compatible to cats and dogs of fine breeds. The stockings do not maintain “close” dialogue with your smaller brothers. During a seasonal moult of your house miracle you are forced to refuse light clothes. You can carry all clothes from a thin material. But to meet your dog which weighs 50 kg, I do not recommend for you. You should choose what to put on trial: feelings of a dog to which do not allow expressing the pleasure to the full, or your new thing which obviously is not calculated on such loadings. Certainly, if you have well trained dog, you have considerably less problems. You can walk it even in footwear on high heels, in a miniskirt. And in the thinnest stockings which can be in the world. But it should be dark tones if your pet fades. And clothes from a fabric of type of a velvet and velveteen are impossible, even if yours dog is the champion on trainings. I prefer jeans, trousers, sports shirts and not so trained, but direct dog near to me. I do not like dogs-biorobots. And may be, I simply search for justifications to myself. Simply I put things in order in the case today. Cleaned old things and removed the moth. I have understood that practically all my clothes are sustained in practical, sports style. It is a little sad. But it is convenient very much.
Comments of Kira: There is no meter to be sad! Superfluous overalls is superfluous problems. Do, as your husband advises you: throw away from a case all your old cloths and from your head - silly ideas.
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June 17th, 2006
Polar explorers love their pets - penguins very much. And care of this birds. There is a special work at polar station: “The person who overturns penguins”. The problem consists in the following. Penguins are very curious. And rather silly. They are not able to make a conclusion. Their natural conditions of life are not variety. Therefore, presence of people is dangerous for them. If the penguin has fallen to a back, it cannot turn over. It is arranged so anatomically. In natural conditions it falls only on a stomach. The penguin appears in a difficult situation when it has fallen to a back. But their curiosity is stronger than fear of danger. They come whole the company on station to observe, when something occurs at station. All is safe, if the car passes or the plane arrives. The problem arises, if the plane flies up. Penguins observe of plane when it flies up very attentively. Penguins that are at the rate of the plane fall on a back when the plane passes a point of zenith. And “the person who overturns penguins” is hurry to help poor birds.
This history is pleasant to me very much. Even if it is thought up.
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June 5th, 2006
The struggle with intestinal worms is actual problem for pets owners in summer. It is necessary to do it in time and to not delay problem until pet will be seriously ill. Make a complex of preventive actions regularly. Consult to the doctor when you choose a medicine. Traditional medicines: garlic and seeds of a pumpkin.
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May 30th, 2006

I have been very much surprised, when have visited an exhibition of cats for the first time. It was not similar to an exhibition of dogs. Exhibitions of dogs always pass very dynamically. All goes, all works. Some rings work. Owners and their dogs run on these rings, showing moving of dogs. All participants stop on a sign of the judge for survey of a bearing of dogs. And movements again to give the possibility for expert to compare dogs. Different categories of dogs replace on a ring each other. Puppies try to break all rules. Their owners try to calm down their pets. All rustles, all goes, all lives…
The exhibition of cats has surprised me with the calmness. Cats sit in the exhibition cage. Their owners talk with each other slowly near cages. Behind a separate table the expert works. The assistant brings him cats for survey. Everything is rather silent, respectable, slow… Velvet pillows for cats lay in cages. Cats play with motley toys in “small houses”. Owners are dressed very solemnly. Women in shoes on a high heel. They presume to make to themselves a solemn make-up and a solemn hairdress. There are no people in the sports suits which have sweated from fast run. I even have little envied cats. They should do nothing. Neither to run, nor to stand in the exhibition rack, to be obedient. Cats need to be oneself. To fun in cages. If it is became sad - to sleep. Cats should suffer only when they will be attributed to the expert for the description. Their owners do not demand anything from pets. They simply love the cats. I envied cats until have visited an exhibition of decorative rabbits. Rabbits do not get out of cages at all…. I have understood that everything is relative in the world.
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May 20th, 2006
All of us have heard about heavy forms of dog or act wool allergy. And now about animal allergies. People realize the gravity of this problem. Therefore they attentively watch the animals’ reactions. But very few people know that animals, too, can have allergy. Allergy for the owner. The owner of the animal does not guess that he can be a source of problems for his pet. The smell of the owner can become the reason for itching at the animal, diarrhea, an allergic rhinitis and other problems. Sometimes it is enough for the owner to change his habitual shampoo or soap and the dog starts scratching its ears. The owner stops smoking - a cat stops casting its wool. One of my friends, an owner of a sheep-dog, suffered from heavy allergy. She noticed that after using aerosol to remove an allergic attack, her dog did not approach her some days. If the dog was made to join the master, next day he started sneezing heavily. It isn’t difficult for us to help our pets. That will do if you protect them from injuring situations. And for this purpose you have to be attentive to those whom you love, to our pets.
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May 16th, 2006
Do your pets help you with your home duties? Do they wash floors, decorate a Christmas pie, assort purchases, vacuum carpets? And do they wash utensils, replace room flowers, feed small children? My dogs don’t leave me alone with my duties. What can be better than cleaning of carpets together with Den? As the real defender it never loses vigilance. He is always ready to active doings. Especially if something occurs in our home. For example big cleaning of a house is occurs. How can he leave a room when some monster growls on me? And it’s not important that monster is leaving with us. Monsters name is vacuum cleaner. It’s necessary to do something with it. It is necessary to frighten the monster. It is possible to bark at him loudly. But it is easier to bite it at first. Probably it’s better to bite its throat. And Den will do everything that he has decided. And one problem appears in front of us. We have two ways of decision of this problem. First: to repair vacuum cleaner frequently. Second: to walk with Den during the cleaning. Kira likes to help me to clean floors. It’s very interesting t do it with her. You never know: who will be the owner of a mop. And what will be broken during the deciding of this question? And what new problems will appear? And when Kira will be tired you will be able to continue cleaning. More correctly: it is not possibility, it is necessity already. When you come home from the shop, four dogs faces will appear in your bags. And it is not surprising, that handles of bags will be broken and you will compete with dogs in collecting cookies, sausage, cheese and other delicacies. Every year, at Christmas I recollect my boxer Masha. She isn’t alive now. But I remember a lot of interesting occasions with her. Once Masha was helping me to decorate a Christmas pie. It was the Christmas Eve. I was decorating a pie with a cream in the kitchen. I covered with a cream a side of a pie. The plate was situated at a corner of a table. I turned it around and covered a pie with a cream. Masha was standing at the opposite side. Some minutes we were working hardly. Then I began to be interest, why I can not finish my work. Everything was explained very simply. Until I was covering the pie with a cream from one side she was licking cream from another. She is not with us already for a long time yet, but warm memories have remained…
Comments o Kira: Masha is lucky… but I have found sandwich recently.
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May 12th, 2006
It is speaking, the owner is similar to his pets. It is really so. And rare exceptions only confirm this rule. Years of a joint life make us very similar. We in fact live one life. We try to find such speed of a life which would arrange both the owner, and the pet. We get similar habits. If your dog is sociable, it will necessarily acquaint you with owners of other dogs. You will not stand silently while your pets are playing. If you are very unsociable, the dog too has to spend the most part of time in loneliness. You simply will not allow it to approach to other dogs (and it is a pity ….) . The most amazing, as illnesses of people and their pupils are the same. I do not know why it so, but it is really so. If any serious illness is found out in an animal, you can be sure of that, that his owner with this illness is already familiar for a long time. It concerns both cats, and dogs. I shall tell nothing about rodents and reptiles. I do not know. They have not lived with me. But our cats and dogs always as though “take away” on themselves a part of illness of the owner. It is Speaking, that they have sixth feeling. That they see invisible to us. And for them illness as is real, as the neighbor which we have met in the morning. And, that seeing illness, they protect us. Sometimes even by cost of life. I cannot find to this a logic explanation. But my sad experience speaks, that it is the truth. Moreover, if attentively to observe a life of the house it is possible to notice, that the first in the house begin to ill … flowers. I for a long time I have taken to myself a rule: “If my indoor plant dies, it is necessary to observe more attentively of dogs and yours health”. A sad theme. It would not be desirable to speak about it much.
Comments of Kira: but you too treat us and rescue …
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May 7th, 2006
I remember one occasion that happened long time ago. Events occured in cynologists club. Among dog lovers very much interested conversation on a theme of breeding cultivation was fastened. Began to discuss the best dogs, quality of the given birth puppies. Someone with someone has not agreed and peace conversation was threatened to pass in fierce dispute. The most counterbalanced from present cynologists has risen with words: “Enough, for today. I’ll go home. It is time to feed children.” She was asked: “And from whom your children?” She answered: “From the husband, friends, from the husband!”
When dogs become a part of your life, it is very good. When they become the most part it’s too well. It is good, if it to you does not prevent to see the world of people behind the world of dogs. And sometimes so it would not be desirable to come back in the real world. Twenty years ago there was no Internet. There was no virtual world. The rigid world of people frightening with a reality was.. And, frequently, it would be desirable to think up simply a beautiful fairy tale even about the ideal world of dogs. In fact it so is easy – for explaining behavior of our pets from our point of view. But the world of dogs, it not the world of people. These worlds are parallel. And only recognizing for dogs their right to be oneself, we can pull together as much as possible our worlds and our lives. Only taking into account the true desires and needs of dogs we can make happy and intelligent our joint stay on a planet the Earth. It is not necessary to demand from dogs more, than they can, but also it is impossible to allow for them to be lazy minded. What for to explain our dogs, that in books write about the nature, about weather and about tasty things. And to wait after that from them for the careful attitude to the book.. It is enough to learn it simply not to spoil the book. And it is better, at once to learn carefully to concern to all things. It is not necessary to read to dogs of lecture about bases of hygiene, rules of a good form, about compatibility products in our meal. Better simply to forbid to select in the street anyone (even the most delicious to them a sight) slices. Here is not present about what to argue. Let they think how they want. For us in fact it is more important, that they do.
Comments of Kira: No! I so do not play! So it is not fair! It is dictatorship! An arbitrariness!.. I Shall go to the bowl, I shall be consoled by a tasty slice.
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May 5th, 2006
Often it is possible to hear: Live as a cat with a dog! And how it to lead cat-and-dog life? How they get on, these parallel worlds? All my experience speaks, that in a daily life in one house between cats, dogs, parrots there are less problems, than between people. Simply at our favourites different images of a life. And consequently they do not compete with each other. But they with interest observe each other and even teach each other to something. Some years my flight dogs were headed by a cat. It had beautiful name - Apanica Susi. And she was beautiful. A cat with very bright painting, blue with red. And she was bright person too. She knew, that she cannot eat that is on a table. Dogs knew, that to them is strictly forbidden even to look on a table regardless of the fact that on him lays. But who will forbid to a cat to reset a food on a floor? She in fact at all has not bitten. She even on a floor has not jumped off. All as sits on a table. And it is not forbidden to dogs to eat that has fallen to a floor. They did not climb on a table. They do all correctly. And there is no whom to punish, and to be angry no on whom. Only on itself that has not cleared the table. And in other family this trick did not pass. Simply there was no cat. There live a parrot and the boxer. They have a good time another. The boxer has learned a parrot to bark. And now, when the bell at a door is belling, the dog runs to a cell with a parrot and with pleasure looks, how someone works instead of it. But the medal always has two sides. In the morning the parrot wakes up before all and barks until dog will not be leaded on a walk. But most further there was nowadays late cat Stefan. In his life there was one accident which has made a name of a cat well known. Was to him then fourteen years and he has lived all these years with Dobermans. Somehow in the evening he serenely dozed on a refrigerator. The bell at a door was distributed, dogs with bark have rushed to a door. The cat has jumped up and, not having woken up as follows, is very distinct and furious start barking. He in thoughtfulness has stayed all stayed evening on a refrigerator. And the mistress all the evening long has lead at phone, telling all familiar about the cat of the linguist.
It seems to me, it is what is it very healthy, to lead cat-and-dog life. To us, people, is to that to learn at our pets. For example, to lerance to each other.
Comments (thoughts) of my dog Kira: that studies you study, and now lets go on evening walk. Waits the mistress. Have gone
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