Cat is the ideal partner in life
Four persons live in our house: three men and I. and four dogs live with us. I love my men very much. And I love my dogs too. And still… Let’s talk about cats today to not litter men and dogs with each other.
TWELVE REASONS WHY CATS IT IS BETTER THAN MEN.
1. The CAT never is late for a dinner.
2. CATS always like to be near to you.
3. If your CAT has too gone on a spree, it can be castrated.
4. The CAT always knows, that it must do, without pauses on questions and the instruction.
5. The CAT does not go to smoke with other cats.
6. If your CAT was late, you will not have a sleepless night from it.
7. If you were late, the CAT will not interrogate you about the reasons during next day.
8. The CAT loves, when your mum comes to stay for a week end.
9. CAT does not worry about time which you spend in a shower or you speak by phone.
10. The CAT does not need to know, how many other cats you had before it.
11. CATS give in to training.
12. CATS like when you come from shop with a lot of packages.
This list can be continued indefinitely. It is possible to talk about the ways of eating, about friends and girlfriends invited home, about the scattered clothes. Does your cat put on socks? It is possible to talk about strange calls by phone. Does somebody call your cat and breathe in a telephone tube? And does your cat drink beer? No, cats and men are different forms of a life! Next time we shall compare dogs and women.