Unchecked history - 2
And again about penguins and about polar explorers. Somehow time the new worker has arrived on station. He has been met with the big pleasure. Each new person at station is event! A rich celebratory table has been covered. Have got one bottle of vodka. Then the second … And there has then come time when all it became pleasantly. Have decided to joke of the new worker.
The oldest person at station began to explain to the beginner, that at polar explorers everything is unusual. Even clothes. People at station do not die of a cold because at them clothes from fur of the penguin. The beginner, after the second bottle of vodka, has willingly believed in it. And the beginner has wanted to have « polar clothes » too. The beginner is spoken that it is impossible to hunt on penguins. It is forbidden. But it is possible to strangle the penguin. And after to tell, that the bird was lost itself. And to use its fur. The beginner has agreed to be “murderer”. Send to a colony of penguins. The beginner has chosen the biggest penguin and has compressed hands on a throat of a bird. Passes five minutes. The penguin is alive and well itself feels. Pass ten minutes. The situation does not vary. After fifteen minutes the beginner does not maintain an emotional and physical pressure - releases the penguin. The penguin easy comes back in flight.
The beginner feels badly - the pressure affects. And the beginner conduct on station to drink vodka. And on road explain, that penguins are underwater birds. They can hold the breath till 40 minutes. And the thick layer of fat on a throat does not allow them to feel a pain, from compression by fingers. And generally polar explorers love penguins. And will allow to offend nobody them!…