Harmful habits.

The Austrian dog has invented a secret of an eternal youth! A dog whose nickname is General Edi is 22 years old! Questions of the surprised veterinaries and admired journalists were answered by the owner of a dog. On his assurances. The secret of long life of General Edi is very simple: the dog adores eating of… cigarettes! Who has imparted to a dog such strange habits, it is not known. General Edi “destroys” 10 cigarettes per day, eating a paper and tobacco, accurately spitting out filters. And in fact it is accepted to consider cigarettes «harmful habit».
Coffee is harmful habit too. But how can Kira understand this? Kira runs on kitchen faster a lightning when I open bank of coffee. I cannot pour coffee only to myself. Kira will not forgive it to me. And it is not important for her whether I drink coffee. It is important, that coffee would drink Kira. She can drink coffee from the bowl, can from cup or even to lick it from a saucer. The sandwich to coffee is not obligatory. And even it is possible without cheese. Kira is ready to refuse much. But not coffee. I know the favorite recipe of coffee «from Kira» - cold sweet coffee with cream. Kira even can work as good girl for a cup of such coffee. I think that this «harmful habit» is very useful for Kira.
Varvara has «harmful habit» too. Chocolate. It is possible are sweet. It is possible bitter. It is possible black. It is possible dairy. With impurity. Without impurity. My strong Varvara become very weak when she saw chocolate. She is ready to elicit chocolate from those who does not guess to treat with her. She can loudly elicit chocolate from those who convinces Varvara, that chocolate is harmful for dogs. She can even steal a bar of chocolate from a table. And only after all chocolate is eaten and the piece of paper is licked, Varvara start to conscience. If you saw that especial happy look of Varvara, when she eats chocolate you would never name chocolate a harmful habit.
And if these habits are not too harmful, I will go on kitchen. I shall cook to myself coffee. Take chocolate! Is a pity, but cigarettes are not necessary for me. I do not smoke. And not eat cigarettes!

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